February 2012
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Don’t get used to that y’all. It’s not even that. Man, listen, I can shoot...
– Kevin Garnett, on his Super Bowl prediction and not being compared to Brian Scalabrine
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January 2012
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There are no I’s. There are no You’s. It’s a We. It’s an Our. It’s a They. It’s...
– Kevin Garnett, channeling Coach Taylor
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I should get an assist for that. It’s an intentional pass to oneself, so...
– Kobe Bryant, on why he’s such an asshole (after passing it off the backboard to himself)
December 2011
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November 2011
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July 2011
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June 2011
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March 2011
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Before the Fab Five, dudes were wearing panties out there.
– Ice Cube, on Michigan’s baggy shorts
February 2011
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January 2011
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Practices were celebrations of life with relentless trash-talking.
– Bill Walton, on what it was like playing on championship teams
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Hedo…HEDID!
– Gil McGregor, New Orleans Hornets color man, after Turkoglu hit a game-tying shot* * I quote this because it’s cheesy as fuck, not because Gil thinks he’s funny.
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December 2010
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He is the engine that stirs the drink.
– Charles Barkley on his league MVP, Rajon Rondo
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…Phil Jackson has his Buddha ways, but Doc got his homeboy ways because he...
– Shaquille O’Neal, on Doc Rivers (“the ebonic Phil Jackson”)
I hate nerves.
– Semih Erden, on if he gets nervous starting for the Celtics
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Fantasy Basketball Trade Gone Awry
A trade was passed this morning in my fantasy league. Team A sent Dwight Howard/Luke Ridnour/John Wall to Team B for Andrew Bogut/Baron Davis. Team A is owned by a big Wizards fan so I knew it was a mistake. No way in fucking hell he trades away John Wall. Here's the ensuing e-mail exchange:
TEAM A: THE TRADE WAS A MISTAKE. I JUST SAW THAT I INCLUDED JOHN WALL. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOWARD/RIDNOUR FOR BOGUT/DAVIS. JOHN WALL WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INCLUDED. I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP AND I MUST'VE ADDED JOHN WALL BY MISTAKE. TRADE BACK?????
ME: I think the CAPS LOCK on your new laptop might be busted, too.
TEAM A: WHY WOULD YOU UPHOLD THIS TRADE???? IT MAKES NO SENSE
ME: I figured it was a mistake, too. Why would he trade John Wall? Who's he going to jerk off to when he watches the Wiz games now? Jamison isn't there anymore.
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Off his face!
– Kevin Garnett, after tipping the ball off Joakim Noah’s head