February 2012
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“Don’t get used to that y’all. It’s not even that. Man, listen, I can shoot...”
– Kevin Garnett, on his Super Bowl prediction and not being compared to Brian Scalabrine
Feb 5th
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3 tags
Feb 4th
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January 2012
8 posts
4 tags
Jan 31st
5 tags
Jan 29th
2 notes
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Jan 27th
2 notes
3 tags
Jan 20th
15 notes
3 tags
Jan 11th
3 tags
Jan 8th
4 tags
“There are no I’s. There are no You’s. It’s a We. It’s an Our. It’s a They. It’s...”
– Kevin Garnett, channeling Coach Taylor
Jan 5th
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1 tag
“I should get an assist for that. It’s an intentional pass to oneself, so...”
– Kobe Bryant, on why he’s such an asshole (after passing it off the backboard to himself)
Jan 5th
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December 2011
7 posts
5 tags
Dec 22nd
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5 tags
Dec 20th
17 notes
4 tags
Dec 14th
3 notes
5 tags
Dec 13th
18 notes
5 tags
Dec 13th
24 notes
4 tags
Dec 13th
2 notes
7 tags
Dec 9th
57 notes
November 2011
1 post
Nov 11th
July 2011
1 post
1 tag
Jul 20th
June 2011
3 posts
2 tags
Jun 30th
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4 tags
Jun 13th
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Jun 13th
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March 2011
2 posts
2 tags
Mar 16th
5 notes
4 tags
“Before the Fab Five, dudes were wearing panties out there.”
– Ice Cube, on Michigan’s baggy shorts
Mar 15th
February 2011
2 posts
8 tags
Feb 4th
13 notes
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Feb 3rd
4 notes
January 2011
7 posts
3 tags
“Practices were celebrations of life with relentless trash-talking.”
– Bill Walton, on what it was like playing on championship teams
Jan 28th
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Jan 25th
25 notes
4 tags
Jan 20th
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Jan 19th
3 tags
Jan 19th
5 notes
5 tags
“Hedo…HEDID!”
– Gil McGregor, New Orleans Hornets color man, after Turkoglu hit a game-tying shot* * I quote this because it’s cheesy as fuck, not because Gil thinks he’s funny.
Jan 13th
11 notes
5 tags
Jan 12th
December 2010
28 posts
2 tags
Dec 18th
“He is the engine that stirs the drink.”
– Charles Barkley on his league MVP, Rajon Rondo
Dec 17th
Dec 17th
26 notes
4 tags
Dec 17th
4 tags
Dec 16th
6 tags
“…Phil Jackson has his Buddha ways, but Doc got his homeboy ways because he...”
– Shaquille O’Neal, on Doc Rivers (“the ebonic Phil Jackson”)
Dec 16th
“I hate nerves.”
– Semih Erden, on if he gets nervous starting for the Celtics
Dec 15th
Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 15th
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Dec 14th
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Dec 7th
4 tags
Fantasy Basketball Trade Gone Awry
A trade was passed this morning in my fantasy league. Team A sent Dwight Howard/Luke Ridnour/John Wall to Team B for Andrew Bogut/Baron Davis. Team A is owned by a big Wizards fan so I knew it was a mistake. No way in fucking hell he trades away John Wall. Here's the ensuing e-mail exchange:
TEAM A: THE TRADE WAS A MISTAKE. I JUST SAW THAT I INCLUDED JOHN WALL. IT WAS SUPPOSED TO BE HOWARD/RIDNOUR FOR BOGUT/DAVIS. JOHN WALL WAS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE INCLUDED. I HAVE A NEW LAPTOP AND I MUST'VE ADDED JOHN WALL BY MISTAKE. TRADE BACK?????
ME: I think the CAPS LOCK on your new laptop might be busted, too.
TEAM A: WHY WOULD YOU UPHOLD THIS TRADE???? IT MAKES NO SENSE
ME: I figured it was a mistake, too. Why would he trade John Wall? Who's he going to jerk off to when he watches the Wiz games now? Jamison isn't there anymore.
Dec 7th
Dec 7th
6 tags
Dec 7th
1 note
“Off his face!”
– Kevin Garnett, after tipping the ball off Joakim Noah’s head
Dec 7th